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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?","punchline":"Because it had nobody.","id":396}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.","punchline":"Bartender says, \"here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!\"","id":368}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the scarf say to the hat?","punchline":"You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.","id":183}
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