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{"type":"standard","title":"Bus mouse","displaytitle":"Bus mouse","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5001222","titles":{"canonical":"Bus_mouse","normalized":"Bus mouse","display":"Bus mouse"},"pageid":1348228,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/ISA_mouse_adapter.JPG/330px-ISA_mouse_adapter.JPG","width":320,"height":248},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/ISA_mouse_adapter.JPG","width":640,"height":496},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286896845","tid":"11f5cc75-1fa1-11f0-84cb-62b515277707","timestamp":"2025-04-22T17:41:50Z","description":"Type of computer mouse","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_mouse","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_mouse?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_mouse?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bus_mouse"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_mouse","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bus_mouse","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_mouse?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bus_mouse"}},"extract":"A bus mouse is a variety of PC computer mouse which is attached to the computer using a specialized interface.","extract_html":"
A bus mouse is a variety of PC computer mouse which is attached to the computer using a specialized interface.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Qäwrighul culture","displaytitle":"Qäwrighul culture","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q84152598","titles":{"canonical":"Qäwrighul_culture","normalized":"Qäwrighul culture","display":"Qäwrighul culture"},"pageid":62995566,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture.jpg/330px-Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture.jpg","width":320,"height":266},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture.jpg","width":705,"height":587},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1219971769","tid":"4ba285c2-ff7d-11ee-a635-6cdaa8ef8da9","timestamp":"2024-04-21T01:20:10Z","description":"Archaeological culture","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Q%C3%A4wrighul_culture"}},"extract":"The Qäwrighul culture is a late Bronze Age culture which flourished along the Kongque River in Xinjiang from ca. 2100 BC to 1500 BC, and is one of the cultures of the Tarim mummies. It is considered as part of the Xiaohe culture, with its Xiaohe cemetery slightly to the south.","extract_html":"
The Qäwrighul culture is a late Bronze Age culture which flourished along the Kongque River in Xinjiang from ca. 2100 BC to 1500 BC, and is one of the cultures of the Tarim mummies. It is considered as part of the Xiaohe culture, with its Xiaohe cemetery slightly to the south.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Jurassic Park video games","displaytitle":"Jurassic Park video games","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q56871793","titles":{"canonical":"Jurassic_Park_video_games","normalized":"Jurassic Park video games","display":"Jurassic Park video games"},"pageid":1484071,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Jurassic_Park_%28franchise_logo%29.png","width":229,"height":170},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Jurassic_Park_%28franchise_logo%29.png","width":229,"height":170},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290209254","tid":"55b27b22-2fed-11f0-8b1e-172aadf559fc","timestamp":"2025-05-13T11:28:04Z","description":"Video game franchise","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_video_games","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_video_games?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_video_games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jurassic_Park_video_games"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_video_games","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jurassic_Park_video_games","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_video_games?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jurassic_Park_video_games"}},"extract":"Numerous video games based on the Jurassic Park franchise have been released. Developers Ocean Software, BlueSky Software and Sega produced various games in 1993, coinciding with the first film, Jurassic Park. In 1997, several developers, including DreamWorks Interactive and Appaloosa Interactive, produced various games for nine different platforms to coincide with the release of the film The Lost World: Jurassic Park.","extract_html":"
Numerous video games based on the Jurassic