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Allaman is a municipality in the district of Morges in the canton of Vaud in Switzerland.
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Major-General Victor Arthur Seymour Williams was a Canadian general in the First World War and later the Commissioner of the Ontario Provincial Police. In June 1916 he was seriously wounded and captured by the Germans. He was one of the highest ranked Canadians ever made a prisoner of war.
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Hafodunos Hall is a Gothic revival house located near the village of Llangernyw in Conwy, Wales. Designed by Sir George Gilbert Scott, it was built between 1861 and 1866 for Henry Robertson Sandbach, replacing a house that had been built in 1674.
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