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Lysandros Dikaiopoulos was a Greek footballer who played as a defender. He died playing in a football match following a fatal head injury in May 1938. It was the second incident in Greece where a footballer suffered a fatal accident while playing in a match, six years after the death of the 17-year-old goalkeeper of Apollon Patras, Giannis Fotiou.
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