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{"type":"standard","title":"Humbert Tétras","displaytitle":"Humbert Tétras","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5939936","titles":{"canonical":"Humbert_Tétras","normalized":"Humbert Tétras","display":"Humbert Tétras"},"pageid":33226964,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/573669_The_Mali_Air_Force_drop_a_box_of_medical_supplies_from_a_Tetras_during_Atlas_Accord_12_at_the_Mopti_Airfield_on_Feb._14%2C_2012_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-573669_The_Mali_Air_Force_drop_a_box_of_medical_supplies_from_a_Tetras_during_Atlas_Accord_12_at_the_Mopti_Airfield_on_Feb._14%2C_2012_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":210},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/573669_The_Mali_Air_Force_drop_a_box_of_medical_supplies_from_a_Tetras_during_Atlas_Accord_12_at_the_Mopti_Airfield_on_Feb._14%2C_2012_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":1214,"height":795},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1147696380","tid":"f57b50af-d0a6-11ed-9b19-4fa1c5e38443","timestamp":"2023-04-01T16:05:02Z","description":"Type of aircraft","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbert_T%C3%A9tras","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbert_T%C3%A9tras?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbert_T%C3%A9tras?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Humbert_T%C3%A9tras"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbert_T%C3%A9tras","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Humbert_T%C3%A9tras","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbert_T%C3%A9tras?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Humbert_T%C3%A9tras"}},"extract":"The Humbert Tétras is a French two seat ultralight with a single engine and high wing. Available as a kit or complete aircraft, it has been in production since 1994 by Humbert Aviation of Ramonchamp.","extract_html":"
The Humbert Tétras is a French two seat ultralight with a single engine and high wing. Available as a kit or complete aircraft, it has been in production since 1994 by Humbert Aviation of Ramonchamp.
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The Red Sword is a 1929 American silent adventure film directed by Robert G. Vignola and starring William Collier Jr., Marian Nixon and Carmel Myers. The film was produced and distributed by FBO Pictures, shortly before it was taken over by RKO Pictures. It was released in Britain by Ideal Films under the alternative title Three Days to Live.
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Dofleinia armata, commonly known as the striped anemone or armed anemone, is a species of sea anemone in the family Actiniidae. It is the only species in the genus Dofleinia.
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